Utah Teacher Breaks Utah Law By Teaching

 According to the Salt Lake Tribune's Roxana Orellana, "a seventh- and eighth-grade health teacher violated [Utah's] sex education statute by responding to questions from students about topics beyond the curriculum, including homosexual sex, oral sex, and masturbation."

Okay, let me get this straight. A teacher is asked a question to which she has an answer, but it relates to oral sex or homosexual sex, so she is supposed to say "I dunno"?

Way to go, Utah!