Rock Me, Sci-Fi Canadian Jesus!

Referring to Jesus Christ of Nazareth:

He is like a mountie

He always gets his man

And he'll zap you any way he can.

(dramatic pause, points finger like a gun) Zap!

--Sonseed, "Jesus is a Friend of Mine"

Evidentially, Jesus has left the Mediterranean for Thunder Bay and, apparently joining forces with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, has begun using weapons originally made for Logan's Run to hunt down lost souls.

Here's the video: